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    August 13

    zz太逗了(观国奥有感)

    谭望嵩.郑智列传
    谭望嵩,蜀地成都人,共和三十六年生,少有大志,尝观蹴鞠,见西人汹汹,国足溃溃,
    乃怒,击股曰:“朝廷若用我为将,必封狼居胥矣!”乡人皆以为能,不敢侧目,及年长
    ,身高七尺,削肩嬴腹,状清瘦,久习技击,颇精进,喜走江湖,遇辽东人士名郑智者,
    情意相投,结为兄弟。

    智亦习技击,尝与望嵩讲手,望嵩擅腿法,曰“七十二路探裆腿”,智擅搏击,曰“三十
    六路破面拳”,二人酣战半日,力竭方止。智曰:“贤弟好本事,何不去疆场搏个功名?
    ”望嵩曰:“早有此意,怎奈没个相识,侯门似海。”智曰:“吾幼习蹴鞠,识得京师教
    头谢亚龙,贤弟若不弃,兄当引荐。”望嵩拜谢曰: “若恁的,不胜惶恐,有劳兄台!”
    言罢摆酒款待,二人把盏言欢,不胜快意。

    他日,智与望嵩备得厚礼,访亚龙于府上,亚龙见望嵩瘦削,笑曰:“汝有何能?”望嵩
    怒,只一腿,踢得亚龙昏沉,左右急救,良久方苏,竟不怒反笑,曰:“吾苦无悍将,今
    日方得矣!”智见望嵩得宠,心下恨恨,暗道:“若不露两手,倒显得有他无我!”便也
    不搭话,反身一肘,正中亚龙下颌,登时闭气,左右慌忙再救,徐徐睁目,问:“何人又
    伤我?”答曰:“郑智。”亚龙曰:“善,刚得猛虎,又来蛟龙,吾并收之!”

    自此,望嵩与智皆为亚龙麾下矣。
    亚龙有蹴鞠部曲一支,曰“山寨军”,军中有谚:风林火山,战时满场乱舞,却不知绣球
    何在,此曰“疾如风”;人虽众,却传球不中,跑动乏力,木戳戳不知所谓,此曰“徐如
    林”;对方稍一犯边,即前锋惶惶,后卫乱阵,此曰“乱如火”;敌军单刀而入,我军巍
    然,视球入网而不动,此曰“稳如山”,自望嵩、智入得军中,三军大振,以望嵩为后军
    校尉,智为前军校尉。

    共和五十九年,国际有奥林匹亚盛会组织者至京师,邀万国竞技,亚龙奉朝廷令率军赴前
    敌讨战,耀武扬威,自夸英勇,万国中有欧罗巴洲曰比利时者,颇为不忿,出兵应战,但
    见兵势弥天,“山寨军”狼狼大败,球门两番失守,势不能敌,亚龙哭曰:“天乎?天乎
    ?”望嵩曰:“主公休得惊慌,待俺破敌!”言罢蹂身而上,奋击之,怎奈本学技击,不
    谙蹴鞠,虽舍身大战,却球毛未碰,不由得大怒,两股岔气忿忿直冲顶梁,施展“七十二
    路探裆腿”,一招“鸳鸯撞裆”,只一下,一番将捂裆倒地,二目一翻,三魂渺渺,七魄
    荡荡,不知生死,场上裁者大怒,探一支赤色令箭,令望嵩出局,望嵩曰:“吾自幼习武
    ,目中无球,但有人尔,如何怪我?”怀恨而下。

    亚龙见望嵩退,大急曰:“望嵩退军,今番罢了!”郑智曰:“尚有我在,何必惊慌?”
    话音未落人已飞出,正逢球来,智探腿便踢,怎奈腿功荒疏,三绕两转,不知颠倒,智恼
    羞成怒,偏一番将靠其身边,智扬手一记“武老二反臂肘”,正中腋下,登时颓倒,裁者
    大惊,出赤色令箭一枚,罚智下场,俄顷,“山寨军”败,全军覆没,望嵩、智谓亚龙曰
    :“此乃天意,非人力所能挽回也,吾等尽其所能,然不能回天,气数也。”亚龙怅然曰
    :“尔等已尽力,明知不可为而为之,吾甚感动!”三人抱头痛哭。

    使臣曰:十三亿泱泱,国脉荡荡,竟不敌远洋小国,何也?飞脚拽拳,揪发扯辫,蹴鞠发
    祥之地,竟以暴力示人,亦何也?吾有一树,盼其开花结果二十余年矣,施肥莫不勤勉,
    浇水莫不用心,土质莫不膏腴,日光莫不充裕,然二十年仅开花一次,果实半个也无,而
    今一看,竟成腐木,此亦何也?!!!!!!!!!

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    云飞 仇wrote:
    哎,  space好弱。。。格式太差
    Aug. 14
    云飞 仇wrote:
    今晚中国男足--巴西一平二负共三场不胜四停五伤六废竟敢提七八九名十分大胆十射九偏凑得八传七断六停五失四高尚且三心二意一等下流粗粗鲁鲁毛毛糙糙场场平平输输糊糊涂涂庸庸碌碌年年失失败败球场里跑不动射不准 小小国足可笑可笑对手前又击腹又踹裆 叫声老外提防提防
    Aug. 14
    云飞 仇wrote:
    zz今晚中国男足--巴西   一平二负共三场不胜四停五伤六废竟敢提七八九名十分大胆   十射九偏凑得八传七断六停五失四高尚且三心二意一等下流            粗粗鲁鲁毛毛糙糙场场平平输输     糊糊涂涂庸庸碌碌年年失失败败            球场里跑不动射不准 小小国足可笑可笑     对手前又击腹又踹裆 叫声老外提防提防
    Aug. 14
    遥遥 姚wrote:
    没看下去。。。太长。。
    Aug. 14

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